Walk Of Shame Bowling for Soup

She bumped her head on the doorway ducking out before he even knew she was gone
She slipped and fell on the porch step and stepped in some dog shit on the front lawn

How in the hell did she get here she wondered as her uncharged phone hit the wall
And what the hell did he look like she asked herself but did it really matter at all?

If she could call a cab
This wouldn't be so bad
Whatever happened to pay phones
She'll never drink again
She's gonna kill her friends
If she could just find her way home

Whatever gets you through the night
Somebody to love
Somebody to find
And when did the good times get so bad?
And mornings so bright?

And your stuck in the rain
And your tired of the games
When you've got no one to blame
On the Walk Of Shame

He stuck his head out of the doorway and only saw the maid cart there in the hall
Ten floors down on the elevator smelling like sex and alcohol