The Road Tenacious D

[Verse 1]
The road is fuckin' hard
The road is fuckin' tough-ah
There's no question that-ah
It is rough rough stuff
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it's the only road I know
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty bush
Right after the show
You g-go go go!

[Verse 2]
The road is fuckin' hard
It's also really fuckin' tough
There's no question that-ah
It don't take no guff
The road is a b-i-itch, my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know
When I'm snackin' on a tasty bush
Right after the show
You g-go go go

[Bridge]
I met a tasty baby in Michigan
We screwed two times, then I left
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan
Why can't I stay in one place for more than two days
Why?!