Exiled From the Getalong Gang Open Mike Eagle (Ft. MC Paul Barman)

[Intro]
The door is unlocked. Who was here? (What?)

[Verse 1: MC Paul Barman]
You boys are a waste of my resources
Pray, what's the recourse if you betray where the tree forts is
You broke 3/4ths of the rule, close to the entire thing
I'm about to tie you up with a fiber string from our tire swing
You let a girl see the girls I drew
Tore down the whole free world I knew
So walk on by if you see me at the candy store
I'll be stiff like a statue by Henry Moore
I'll see you in school, but never on weekends
I'm changing the handshake gesture sequence
So you'll never get through the club entry door
You're not a Sunbeam Warrior anymore!

Press 1 if you are satisfied with the message and want to send it
I don't wanna end it, I'm repentant
Press 2 if you want to mark it as urgent
It all comes out in the wash, but I forgot the detergent
Press 3 if you want to erase it and re-record it
Damn straight I do, wait, I pressed 2
Noooooooo!

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
To listen to your messages press 1
Yo, I heard Paul's mad and you're about to catch one
I saw him on the quad cussing like a park person
Next message marked urgent