I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me Fall Out Boy

[Intro: Patrick Stump]
I found the cure to growing older
And you're the only place that feels like home
Just so you know, you'll never know, and some secrets weren't meant to be told
But I found the cure to growing older

[Verse 1: Patrick Stump]
I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I've got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends, now

[Chorus: Patrick Stump with Pete Wentz & Chad Gilbert]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume
It's so fitting, so fitting of the
Way you are, you can't cover it up
Can't cover it up!
So douse yourself in cheap perfume
It's oh-so fitting, so fitting of the
Way you are, can't cover it up
Can't cover it up! No

[Verse 2: Patrick Stump]
Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lips
I'm sending your fingernails and empty bottles you've sipped
Back to your family 'cause I know you will be missed
So you can find a safe place, brace yourself