[Round 1: Illipsis]
So it's Jaws, huh?
Duh duh... dun-dun dun-dun~
Nah, that's what I thought but what I got was more
Daa da da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da baby shark~
Said fuck it, what's good Vancouver?
Man I'm just glad to be back
Heard sharks were circling the scene
That's a random plan of attack
But Jaws weak, just getting spoon-fed plates
Baby, what's happening with that?
Looks like they sharpened the same spoon and you getting stabbed in the back!
'Cause we don't match up in stats
It's an uneven drubbing
You're collateral damage
Easy hunting when their fees were jumping
Fun fact: sharks can sense blood from up to miles away
What I'm tryna say is Jaws probably should've seen it coming!
'Cause he was blinded by the glow, now thе boy's getting buried
Sticks (Styx) to his flows and now the dollar signs in his еyes will turn to coins for the ferry
He'll bridge the gap, but there's a death toll risin'
Leave him somewhere his biggest fans won't even check to find
And see him go from next in line to lying next to a black hole by the next event's horizon
Depressing likeness
Looking like the Pez dispenser of a sex offender
(Big difference, big difference)
Get dismembered
Jaws... Identify him by his dental records
Fuck Shark week, just shark teeth on some squirming specks of protoplasm
Nothing, compare it with that ancient evil lurking in the murky depths of ocean chasms
Praise Cthulhu!
You don't say shit - I say it to you
He on pins and needles getting ragdolled like Haitian voodoo
Momo challenge: kid will take his life based on what I say on YouTube
So the boy gotta repeat every line...
Jacob Two-Two! Jacob Two-Two!
Ay, but you, dude? The superstar of Big Valley Battles?
Nah, it's all wrong
Your crowds consist of seven second cousins waving pom-poms
You couldn't make a fan out of palm frond
Flew in Krome...and you got walked on
He already falling off on his first scene like the Balrog
Flip-phone chip, bro
Kyle...this what you call on?
Quick question: is everybody else there worse?
They are? They ARE? Good god, they ARE?
Lucky him where he got spawned
He's called Jaws and he's just a big fish in a small pond!
Now I gotta bond with a malevolent henchman
As soon as I got the cue (Q) to prepare, he should know the pen is a weapon
Your death is getting you mentioned
It's on site for a good quote
You should know that I've been toe-tagging writers – you're just a footnote
Let's cook, bro
Level Up
"Wow, I'm stoked for this battle, dude!
You're giving an up-and-comer a shot, I'll come with an appropriate attitude"
Small fry washed in out the intertidal zone of our talent pool
Same as any bottom feeder: just the one they chose this to happen to
This won't open up avenues!
Every time this tick talk (tock), it's a second up
You're in deep waters, and I can't even fathom how the leagues thought you would measure up
It's Level Up
An end boss which your dumb luck got you
Your icon, telling you 'get a life' – I'm already one up on you
It's Jaws' move
(Big difference!)
So it's Jaws, huh?
Duh duh... dun-dun dun-dun~
Nah, that's what I thought but what I got was more
Daa da da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da baby shark~
Said fuck it, what's good Vancouver?
Man I'm just glad to be back
Heard sharks were circling the scene
That's a random plan of attack
But Jaws weak, just getting spoon-fed plates
Baby, what's happening with that?
Looks like they sharpened the same spoon and you getting stabbed in the back!
'Cause we don't match up in stats
It's an uneven drubbing
You're collateral damage
Easy hunting when their fees were jumping
Fun fact: sharks can sense blood from up to miles away
What I'm tryna say is Jaws probably should've seen it coming!
'Cause he was blinded by the glow, now thе boy's getting buried
Sticks (Styx) to his flows and now the dollar signs in his еyes will turn to coins for the ferry
He'll bridge the gap, but there's a death toll risin'
Leave him somewhere his biggest fans won't even check to find
And see him go from next in line to lying next to a black hole by the next event's horizon
Depressing likeness
Looking like the Pez dispenser of a sex offender
(Big difference, big difference)
Get dismembered
Jaws... Identify him by his dental records
Fuck Shark week, just shark teeth on some squirming specks of protoplasm
Nothing, compare it with that ancient evil lurking in the murky depths of ocean chasms
Praise Cthulhu!
You don't say shit - I say it to you
He on pins and needles getting ragdolled like Haitian voodoo
Momo challenge: kid will take his life based on what I say on YouTube
So the boy gotta repeat every line...
Jacob Two-Two! Jacob Two-Two!
Ay, but you, dude? The superstar of Big Valley Battles?
Nah, it's all wrong
Your crowds consist of seven second cousins waving pom-poms
You couldn't make a fan out of palm frond
Flew in Krome...and you got walked on
He already falling off on his first scene like the Balrog
Flip-phone chip, bro
Kyle...this what you call on?
Quick question: is everybody else there worse?
They are? They ARE? Good god, they ARE?
Lucky him where he got spawned
He's called Jaws and he's just a big fish in a small pond!
Now I gotta bond with a malevolent henchman
As soon as I got the cue (Q) to prepare, he should know the pen is a weapon
Your death is getting you mentioned
It's on site for a good quote
You should know that I've been toe-tagging writers – you're just a footnote
Let's cook, bro
Level Up
"Wow, I'm stoked for this battle, dude!
You're giving an up-and-comer a shot, I'll come with an appropriate attitude"
Small fry washed in out the intertidal zone of our talent pool
Same as any bottom feeder: just the one they chose this to happen to
This won't open up avenues!
Every time this tick talk (tock), it's a second up
You're in deep waters, and I can't even fathom how the leagues thought you would measure up
It's Level Up
An end boss which your dumb luck got you
Your icon, telling you 'get a life' – I'm already one up on you
It's Jaws' move
(Big difference!)
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