[Intro]
Why, hello there, you're a very attractive young lady
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors
Allow me to make my case
[Verse 1]
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole Super Bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough, let me ask
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
Why, hello there, you're a very attractive young lady
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors
Allow me to make my case
[Verse 1]
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole Super Bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough, let me ask
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
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