Bigger Fish To Fry Brad Paisley (Ft. Bill Anderson, "Little" Jimmy Dickens, The New Kung Pao Buckaroos & Vince Gill)

[Verse 1]
I said a bad word when I was a kid
And Mama said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
My daddy whooped me and the preacher said "shame"
And I tried like hell to change

[Chorus]
But I cuss and I smoke
I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor vices, man, I know 'em well
I've closed down bars
I've lusted in my heart
My exes think I oughta burn in hell
But the devil, he won't notice when I die
Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry? (Oh yeah)

[Verse 2]
The politicians takin' pork-barrel bribes
Crooked CEOs are gettin' off with no time
Christmas Eve burglars stealin' good children's toys (Can't say Christmas)
Holiday burglars stealin' good children's toys

[Chorus]
I cuss, I smoke
I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor vices, man, I know 'em well
I've closed down bars (Yeah, many a one)
I've lusted in my heart
My ex thinks that I ought to burn in hell
But the devil won't even notice when I die
Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry? (Serve 'em up)