[Song 1: Kermit]
Let's put out some treats for Santa
Let's help him stay refreshed
If you don't give treats to Santa
Well, he'll feast upon your flesh
[Song 2]
I see mommy kissing Santa Claus
Now they're doing a little bit more than kissing
Oh, God!
[Song 3]
Hey, little girl, sit on my lap
So that we may talk about toys
Oh my God, that sounds awful once you step back and listen to yourself! ...Yeah, I deserve this. Lock me up, lock me up...
[Song 4: Drunk Idiot & Sane Person]
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog?
Maybe it was you!
"Dude, nobody spiked the eggnog!"
Oh, it expired in 1982
So that's why it tastes so funny, hahaha!
Let's put out some treats for Santa
Let's help him stay refreshed
If you don't give treats to Santa
Well, he'll feast upon your flesh
[Song 2]
I see mommy kissing Santa Claus
Now they're doing a little bit more than kissing
Oh, God!
[Song 3]
Hey, little girl, sit on my lap
So that we may talk about toys
Oh my God, that sounds awful once you step back and listen to yourself! ...Yeah, I deserve this. Lock me up, lock me up...
[Song 4: Drunk Idiot & Sane Person]
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog?
Maybe it was you!
"Dude, nobody spiked the eggnog!"
Oh, it expired in 1982
So that's why it tastes so funny, hahaha!
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