Napkin Sacri

Got a messy face that I really gotta fix
Go try to find but I can't find napkins
Where did the paper towels go oh no
Maybe there’s napkins at my home 'cause

I'm so far away
Stranded in the middle of Kentucky
Finding a mode of transportation
I got robbed at the train station

How am I gonna get back home
To grab a napkin
It’s so far and yet so close
I cannot stand this

My face is so messy
Covered in gunk and grime
But without a napkin
I don't think I'll survive

Ate some purple broccoli
Ate some honey made from honeybees
Rubbed it all over my face
Cause I can't takе care of my self esteem

I bеgan to cry
As the hygiene of my face declined
It was nothing compared to the height
Of the mountain I had to climb
To get back home