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Jan Egeland - Ylvis
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Jan Egeland Ylvis

Jan Egeland - Ylvis
[Verse 1]
Gray hair, glasses, suitcase
Humble, clever
Constantly working for peace
Uganda, Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan

Not as famous as Gahr Støre
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when hand grenades are flying
There's just one man you can trust

[Refrain 1]
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man

Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland!
Oh, how I wish, I was Jan Egeland!

[Verse 2]
Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
Clean shaved body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan, skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine
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