Big D Randy Christmas DigBar

[Part 1]

[Chorus]
Twinkle twinkle stay inside, Big Dick Randy did not die
Twinkle twinkle holy shit, Big Dick Randy's got a big- (Hold up, wait)

[Verse]
Big Dick Randy coming back, he's alive
Two days ago, looked him right in his eyes
Big Randy back and I'm hella surprised
'Cause I shot him in the head like multiple times
Like what? He on a mission
Taking presents and he giving out dick and
Instead of cookies, I'ma leave out some chicken, so I can lure that nigga right to my kitchen
I'm kind of scared, cause he dressed up like he Santa
He loves seeing niggas in spotted pajamas
Hе big and strong, he a bad mamma-jamma
That man hella gay like thе dudes in Atlanta
He smelling fear, the fear it is in me
Big dick Randy finna slide down the chimney
He's 7 foot, kinda wish he was 6'3"
Another holiday I gotta watch out for Big D
I'm staying up, I'm not goin' to sleep
Big Dick Randy gon' take my cheeks
If lay down and close my eyes
He gon' come down through the chimney, he slide
Then he going to stand right at my bedside
Then wake me up just by gripping my thighs
Take off my booty, I think I'm gonna die
Take all my presents and take off outside
Randy ain't die, like dang it, I knew it
It made me cry when I'm making this music
He gon' pull up to my crib he gon' do it
Just got BBL so I hope I don't lose it