Big Ole Butt LL COOL J

[Verse 1]
I was at the mall sipping on a milkshake
Playing the wall, taking a break
Admiring the girls with the bamboo earrings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her, her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doing? My name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm living, 'cause, yo, I'm living swell"
But then again, I'm living kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Called her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Laughin' 'cause my girl didn't know that I was screwin' her
Laying like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was exotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind, it was this big-butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin