The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?) Ray Stevens

Blue Cyclone

I woke up in a hospital bed
Stars a-circlin' around my head
And a plaster cast on just about every bone

But the doctor said I'd be just fine
"These things just take a little time..."
And three weeks later, he let me go back home

But I laid in bed three weeks just thinkin'
"I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no binge

"Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I'd see that Cyclone in my dreams at night
And I won't be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."

Well, the first thing my wife said when I got home
Was, "You'd better leave that Cyclone alone"
She said, "You might not be so lucky next time."

So, I says to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'am
But it wasn't YOU who got the body slam,"
Then I changed the subject, 'cause I done made up my mind