MARY PATRICK:
When I was still a school girl
Standing just about yay high
I saw the face of Jesus
In a coconut cream pie
Next morning, there was Mary
In a bowl of special k
And ten of twelve Apostles
In the salad bar buffet
Now frankly, I'm an eater
And I polished of Saint Peter
When my tummy sorta gave a little lurch
And, I knew
Beyond all question
It was more than indigestion
And that's how I got my calling to the church
MARY PATRICK:
MARY LAZARUS:
My mother kicked the bucket
In the flood of ‘38
A falling Steinway piano
Sent my father to his fate
All twenty of my siblings
Caught the plague, by some odd chance
And something in the meatloaf
Got my uncles and my aunts
The town I lived in bit it
When a freak tornado hit it
And the heartbreak took my dog to his reward
And – I figured on reflection
I could maybe use protection
When I was still a school girl
Standing just about yay high
I saw the face of Jesus
In a coconut cream pie
Next morning, there was Mary
In a bowl of special k
And ten of twelve Apostles
In the salad bar buffet
Now frankly, I'm an eater
And I polished of Saint Peter
When my tummy sorta gave a little lurch
And, I knew
Beyond all question
It was more than indigestion
And that's how I got my calling to the church
MARY PATRICK:
MARY LAZARUS:
My mother kicked the bucket
In the flood of ‘38
A falling Steinway piano
Sent my father to his fate
All twenty of my siblings
Caught the plague, by some odd chance
And something in the meatloaf
Got my uncles and my aunts
The town I lived in bit it
When a freak tornado hit it
And the heartbreak took my dog to his reward
And – I figured on reflection
I could maybe use protection
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