Billie Jean Freestyle (No Child Support 2) Alex Schor

[Intro]
Oh my God, biddy with a body, go shake some up
Bitch Green Goblin this dick, no Willem Dafoe
Ha, you know who it is
Let’s go, let’s go

[Verse 1]
Giggity, giggity, giggity, (Giggity) I’m Glenn Quagmire
Hot air balloon, man, I had to get the bag higher
Latinas, that’s what I admire
I fucked your bitch, let them know what the mass flyer
Hot balloon a marathon, escaping child support (Bitch)
Yeah, the mommy is a thot, so the child’s a whore (Ugh)
I just cheated on my wife, I was mildly bored (Ah)
I was married to the money so we gotta divorce

[Verse 2]
Like, damn, huh, that’s just the way it goes
Dog ass bitch lick the peanut butter off my toes (Woo)
Huh, yeah, my dick a garden hose
Wherе in the hell are you bitchеs? Man, nobody knows
You’re the patch on the grass where the dog took a shit
Scratching my ass cuz it really, really itch (Eugh)
I stole a car and I crashed in a ditch (Agh)
She’s a 10, in the dark, lights on, she’s a 6 (Damn)
Lost 20K cuz I really like to gamble
If I had a TV show, I would get cancelled (Yeah)
The layer below the Earth crust is the mantle
Might as well be living there, I’m too hot to handle (Yeah, bo bo bo bo bo bo, yeah)