Inside Van Halen

[Intro Ad-libs spoken by band members throughout]
Hey, what kinda crap is this?
I don't know. Kind of negative
I, I thought it was really gonna be different this time, it is
Ah, yeah, (Ha-ha-ha!)Yeh-hey, I don't know, man, we're dyin', we're dyin'
Hey, you got a point there, this is a fact
You've actually got three points there
Ah-ha, yep! Whaeeee!
Oh, yeah, hey, what they, where he'd get that clothes?
Outta your closet, (Ha-ha-ha) yeah, you mean, you mean my wife's closet
J.C. Penny, man, J.C. Penny...

[Chorus]
That's what's comin' down on the inside
Don't let this get around to the outside

[Verse]
Now, listen here
It's not what you are
You see, it's how you dress
'Cause that's one thing I've learned from these guys
I must confess
Now, me, look, I got this job not just being myself
Huh-uh
I went out, I bought some brand new shoes
Now I walk like someone else, hey!