Fashion Victim Don McLean

[Chorus]
I hate fashion, I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim?
Are you a fashion victim?
Are you a fashion victim?
I'll bet you are

[Verse 1]
I see them on the video, they're wearin' fashion shoes
They're singin' 'bout their troubles, they never paid their dues
The rhythm's in the background, the fashion's in the front
They tricked us out of music with this latest fashion stunt

[Chorus]
I hate fashion, I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim?
Are you a fashion victim?
Are you a fashion victim?
I'll bet you are

[Verse 2]
The candidate is handsome, he's wearin' tailored clothes
He's following the pollster everywhere he goes
His teeth have all been straightened, his hair is very full
His stupidity is hidden by this image-making bull