You Can Sell Anything Das Racist

[Hook]
You can sell anything
You can sell anything
You can sell anything
You can really sell anything

[Kool A.D.]
It's like, put me on, dude, someone discover me
Give me some money, B,, I'll be your money tree
Took a lot of samples out, you don't gotta clear those
Made a lot of weird raps, you don't want to hear those
Label's like, 'Maybe we can cake off the weirdos'
Ok - plug your nose, here goes
Caveman porn star riding on a unicorn
Undercover cop, and I'm wearing a uniform
Plus I wrote all of my rhymes in cuneiform
Hella years ago, B.C., you better be informed
If you don't get it, get a computer and Google it
If you find out all the reasons we the shit, then you the shit
Yeah poopin' on the track, call me doo-doo Vic
Kool-Kool-Kool A.D., nothing new to the kid
What can you do the kid, totally stupid and sick
No scruples, cool man, ice cream scoopin' it

[Hook]
You can sell anything
You can sell anything
You can sell anything
You can really sell anything