Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. sender:
We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted
Starting from the time you get this letter
Your life will be one never-ending
“Hope you're feeling better”
You get your choice of anesthetic
We need to chop your clock off (tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)
It might not be what you expected
There is no money back once you've been ripped off, ripped off, ripped off
Today's a very special day
The boys'll murder for it but what will the neighbors say
It leaves you feeling pretty hollow
It might be nice to look at
Don't forget you're stuck with it tomorrow (and tomorrow, and tomorrow...)
Hey!
You're big enough to stop pretending
You'll start to really show within a week or so
So don't go saying it's just come to your attention
You'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection
Today's a very special day
And how you'd love to have a little thing with which to play
But love won't get you very far
Today be still your beating heart
You'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted
Starting from the time you get this letter
Your life will be one never-ending
“Hope you're feeling better”
You get your choice of anesthetic
We need to chop your clock off (tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)
It might not be what you expected
There is no money back once you've been ripped off, ripped off, ripped off
Today's a very special day
The boys'll murder for it but what will the neighbors say
It leaves you feeling pretty hollow
It might be nice to look at
Don't forget you're stuck with it tomorrow (and tomorrow, and tomorrow...)
Hey!
You're big enough to stop pretending
You'll start to really show within a week or so
So don't go saying it's just come to your attention
You'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection
Today's a very special day
And how you'd love to have a little thing with which to play
But love won't get you very far
Today be still your beating heart
You'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
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