4AD3DCD Half Man Half Biscuit

I dream of occasional fanzine mentions
I've been to one too many David Lynch Conventions
I play postal chess with a man who doesn't know me
I've got a better frown than Tony Iommi
And I've got a 4AD3DCD
A 4AD3DCD
A 4AD3DCD
And I'm on a foundation course

Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
"Love Froth Tuesday", "Pancake Candy Shoes"
Got a good guitarist, but he's got a sad barnet
"Kiss Cream Carnival", "Lime Sky Spooky Pills"
It's me 4AD3DCD
Me 4AD3DCD
Me 4AD3DCD
And I'm on a foundation course

Playing eerie madrigals
On the campus egg slicer
I'm a pop sensation
I'm an all-round icon

Thank God Cardigan
Laugh Crash Sunday School
Kiss Cream Carnival
Lime Sky Spooky Pills
The flotsam, the jetsam
The cherubim and seraphim
On me foundation course
Of course
You're the man, Ray