Tekkno Pidgeon Vargskelethor (Ft. Albert Wesker & Chris Redfield)

*Hoot!*
*Hoot! Hoot!*

[Intro: Joel]
Welcome...
You've entered a secret zone...
You've entered the secret society...of the pigeon milkers...
It is time... to explore... the ultimate... pleasure...

[stock voices]
(start the eJay x-ray jam!)
Tekkno vibes... INFINITY...
Tekkno vibes... INFINITY...

*Hoot!*

[Joel's Albert Wesker impersonation]
Welcome. You've entered Umbrella Corporation, Chris. *Hoot!* For our secret milking of the pigeon, for the ultimate in pigeon (tekkno)

*Hoot!*
*Hoot!*
*Hoot!*
*Pigeon sounds*

[Chris Redfield]
Give me an egg. HURRY!
Nice