Absolutely Fabulous Pet Shop Boys (Ft. Jennifer Saunders & Joanna Lumley)

[Intro: Edina Monsoon]
"Lights! Models! Guestlist! Just do your best, darling."

[Chorus: Neil Tennant]
Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

[Verse 1: Edina Monsoon, Patsy Stone]
"Darling..."
"Mmm?"
"...you are a fabulous, wonderful individual..."
"Oh, thank you, darling."
"...and remember, I've known you longer than your daughter."
"Champers all right for you, Pats?"
"Lovely, Sweetie."
"Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?"
"Oh, whatever, Sweetie."
"All right, we'll finish off the beluga."
"Dull, soulless dance music."
"Bip-bip-bip, bop-bop-bop."
"Dull, soulless dance music."
"Ride on time, ride on time. Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!"

[Chorus: Neil Tennant, Edina Monsoon, Patsy Stone]
Absolutely fabulous
("That's fabulous, darling.")
We're absolutely fabulous
("That's fabulous.")
("Good.")