She Ain’t Got No Legs Bloodhound Gang

Baby
Yeah
The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love
Tell her Daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it's a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya I miss ya
I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool
Oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets
Oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair

I remember the day I saw you hobblin'
A Weeble wobblin' ah you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be makin'
Ride you like a Sit and Spin 'til your stumps started achin'
Spin you around yeah roll you near
Turn you upside down to hold my beer

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

They say nothing beats a great pair of legs but somehow
Baby the day you walked out of my life there's nothing
I wanted more than, than for you to come crawling back to me