Cher: The Unauthorized Rusical RuPaul (Ft. Aquaria, Asia O'Hara, Eureka O'Hara, Kameron Michaels, Miz Cracker, Monét X Change & The Vixen Bitch)

[Intro: Narrator & Cher's voice imitation]
3AM, Malibu
Can't sleep, bed emoji
Kathy Griffin just left; that bitch got me all wired up, sticking out tongue and winking emoji
50 years in the biz, can't stop thinking about when it all began, thought bubble emoji

[Verse 1: Kameron Michaels]
Born in Cali and mama named me Cherilyn
I was insecure, but there was a fire within
Skipped school early and went to Hollywood
Tried to meet every big wig that I could
When I met Sonny he was twenty seven
I was younger by a few years... okay, eleven
Short little guy, he stole my heart
Soon we were on top of the charts
(Sang songs) We were writing the hits
It was all glamour and glitz
(Sang songs) We were two shooting stars
And we had each other, babe
Sonny believed in me more than I believed in myself
And bitch, we were just getting started

[Announcer]
From television city in Hollywood:
The Sonny and Cher Show!