[Verse 1]
I got a bag of Doritos and a can of Cherry Coke
I turn on the Xbox and I'm already stoked
Because I know nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating all the land in Halo 3
The assault rifle is lame, the shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rifle while I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're "Pow" beat down
By the time you know it's me, I won't even be around
And without a sound
You can try to find me, but your the one who'll get found
And then I'll pump you full of lead or lay you out with a grenade
If life was based on Halo then I'd know I'd have it made
[Interlude, spoken]
Alright, alright, four killing-sprees, eight frenzies
Fourteen headshots, eleven no-scopes
Seven sticks and sixteen splatters
Not my greatest match, but I'm a little rusty in the morning
Let's go for another round
[Verse 2]
It's not that easy being me, I have many battle scars
But take a look at my rank, a golden crest with stars
And my highest skill reached, in case you hadn't guessed
Is a number that the system can't begin to assess
Because I'm the best, you best not lose your head
Because you're playing against me, and that's enough said
The accuracy of a hawk and the skill of jiu-jitsu
I'll come down on you so fast, you'll never know what hit you
So you wanna party up? Well that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone, because I'm too rad
'Cause you'll only make me lose and that will make me mad
Then the best you'll get from me is a friendly T-bag
I'll splatter you, and beat you down, and maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry, 'cause you're just another hater
Skullkruncher13 is my Live ID
And I'm the kinda kid who'll make you wonder "How'd he kill me?"
Beating and defeating every meaning
Of the cheating little campers
Their manliness can match exotic dancers
So don't be camping, son
Because I got a Spartan laser, and I see you don't got one
With a bing-zap-bam, you'll be singin' "Hot damn!"
You got lasered by the Skullkrunch, and that's who I am
So no matter where you run, no matter how much luck
I'll be the one to bring you down, and make a fella' yell "Darn!"
I got a bag of Doritos and a can of Cherry Coke
I turn on the Xbox and I'm already stoked
Because I know nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating all the land in Halo 3
The assault rifle is lame, the shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rifle while I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're "Pow" beat down
By the time you know it's me, I won't even be around
And without a sound
You can try to find me, but your the one who'll get found
And then I'll pump you full of lead or lay you out with a grenade
If life was based on Halo then I'd know I'd have it made
[Interlude, spoken]
Alright, alright, four killing-sprees, eight frenzies
Fourteen headshots, eleven no-scopes
Seven sticks and sixteen splatters
Not my greatest match, but I'm a little rusty in the morning
Let's go for another round
[Verse 2]
It's not that easy being me, I have many battle scars
But take a look at my rank, a golden crest with stars
And my highest skill reached, in case you hadn't guessed
Is a number that the system can't begin to assess
Because I'm the best, you best not lose your head
Because you're playing against me, and that's enough said
The accuracy of a hawk and the skill of jiu-jitsu
I'll come down on you so fast, you'll never know what hit you
So you wanna party up? Well that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone, because I'm too rad
'Cause you'll only make me lose and that will make me mad
Then the best you'll get from me is a friendly T-bag
I'll splatter you, and beat you down, and maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry, 'cause you're just another hater
Skullkruncher13 is my Live ID
And I'm the kinda kid who'll make you wonder "How'd he kill me?"
Beating and defeating every meaning
Of the cheating little campers
Their manliness can match exotic dancers
So don't be camping, son
Because I got a Spartan laser, and I see you don't got one
With a bing-zap-bam, you'll be singin' "Hot damn!"
You got lasered by the Skullkrunch, and that's who I am
So no matter where you run, no matter how much luck
I'll be the one to bring you down, and make a fella' yell "Darn!"
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