1999 Thomas Nicholas Band (Ft. Bowling for Soup)

[Intro]
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 1]
Kevin really wants to score, Vicky never gave sex before
Jim's stuck on second base, 'til apple pie replaced
Paul Finch is so refined, Oz the lacrosse guy
Stifler's feeling frail from the pale ale
Vicky wants "I love you," Kevin's not so sure
Jess says that it's just sex, not a launch of the space shuttle
And Jim got nudie mags and condoms from his dad
Sherminator lied 'bout doing the wild thing all night

[Chorus]
After Pearl Jam and Green Day, way before the Coldplay
There was Third Eye and Tonic and blink-182 was new
These four friends, they just might get laid before their prom night
They're just not satisfied with 19, 19, 1999 (Woo-hoo-hoo)
(1999) Woo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 2]
Enough of this blowjob shit, Kevin is over it
So they make a pact, they have each other's back
Stifler's such a dick, the mochaccino trick
Girls thought that Finch was cool, now he's "Shitbreak" at school
We saw Nadia on Jim's webcam
Oz is the choir guy, he's trying to get with Heather and
Finch got with Stifler's mom, she was a total MILF
Michelle used Jim just like this one time at band camp
(She used her flute to play)