Big, Blonde and Beautiful Original Broadway Cast Of Hairspray (Ft. Dick Latessa, Harvey Fierstein, Linda Hart, Marissa Jaret Winokur & Mary Bond Davis)

[MOTORMOUTH]
Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you
Never let my extra large largesse shine through
Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun
I hid under a bushel, which is easier said than done
Then one day my grandma who was big and stout
She said, "You gotta love yourself from inside out
And just as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff
I found out that the world at large can't get enough, so

Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl
I offer big love with no apology
How can I deny the world the most of me?
I am not afraid to throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound, because I'm

Big, blonde, and beautiful
There is nothin' 'bout me that's unsuitable
No one wants a meal that only offers the least
When girl, we're servin' up the whole damn feast

Slice off a piece of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside my book of recipes
Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light
I need a man who brings a man-size appetite