I See You Random Encounters

[Verse 1]
Granny and Grandpa
Won’t you go away
Please find somewhere else
To spend your holiday
Granny looks livid
Grandpa’s got his cane
Now my Christmas spirit’s
Going down the drain

[Pre-Chorus]
Nowhere is safe to hide
Maybe I could jack their ride
Where do we keep spare fuel
Why does it smell like stool?

[Chorus]
If I want to outrun Granny
There’s a couple things I need
Like a taser and some ammo
And a shotgun, yes indeed
All the doors are super squeaky
And the floors are creaky, too
So I’d best be extra sneaky
Or else- “I SEE YOU!”