Babytalk Everclear

This is a song about Spike
He is a bad ass guy
Who just happens to be
A really good friend of mine

Everyone I know, yeah
Who knows Spike too
Will agree when I say the words
That Spike is cool

The problem with my friend Spike
He has fallen into
A true love with a nice girl
Who has gotta lot of tatoos

He always talks crazy
Whenever she calls
He always talks like a baby
It's obvious now...

She's got him by the ball...
She's got him by the balls...

My weird little brother James
And his ex-girlfriend
They would talk in those ridiculous voices
We would all be hanging out
Getting drunk in the neighborhood
And they both would make those ridiculous noises