Did Ya Mama Ever Tell Ya? Slade

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There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He had a crooked stick
And oh boy how it cramped his style
Well did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them kooky little nurs 'ry rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Supposed to get some water
They stayed up there a long time
Doing what they shouldn't ought-a
Did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them funky little nurs' ry rhymes

And when you got a little older
Did you learn to read between the lines

What did ya mamma ever tell ya
'bout the A's and B's and C's
Did she ever tell ya
'bout the birds and the bees
Did ya mamma ever tell ya
You were brought by the stork
And how you could run before you could walk?