Hotel Fascinating Aida

[Spoken]
Hello, darling. You're in a meeting, aren't you? How wonderful, you can't talk! (laughs) Just say "yes" and I'll see if I can guess who's in the room with you...your boss? The producer? And Sheila? (gasps) You've got to get out, I've got to see you now. Usual place? Okay then, see you later. Bye

[Sung]
Let's go to a hotel
Let's go to a place where they don't know us well
Don't keep the receipt
That's how most wives discover their husbands' deceipt
We'll take all precautions to cover our tracks
We'll meet in the bar and try to relax
So let's drown our guilt with a couple of gins
'Cause this is a game that nobody wins
Come Sunday I'll ask God to pardon my sins
Oh, let's go to a hotel

Let's fall through the door
Let's rip off our clothing and roll 'round the floor
Please turn down the light
It's mid-afternoon and we want to pretend that it's night
God, it's so thrilling to take such a risk
Do it again, but mind your slipped disc
You, Michael Douglas and me, Sharon Stone
I've seen all the films and I know how to moan
Yes, that's so good, don't answer the phone
Oh, let's go to a hotel