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The policeman gets in his car
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking his head saying
"Let me get my crazy ass home"
And his wife picks up and says
"Darlin' where have you been
I've been worried about you"
And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait
To tell you what I've been going through"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your favorite: cherry"
Then he said "I'll be there soon
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"
Now meanwhile Miss Rosie's back at Gwen's house
Tellin' it all
She said, "I knew there was something about that policeman
I started to cut loose my dog"
Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says
"Miss Rosie you are nuts"
And I say, "All I wanted to know
Was what was you gonna do with that spatula?"
And then we all laughed
'Twan says, "She's a G no doubt"
Now let's head right back on over
To the policeman's house
The policeman gets in his car
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking his head saying
"Let me get my crazy ass home"
And his wife picks up and says
"Darlin' where have you been
I've been worried about you"
And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait
To tell you what I've been going through"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your favorite: cherry"
Then he said "I'll be there soon
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"
Now meanwhile Miss Rosie's back at Gwen's house
Tellin' it all
She said, "I knew there was something about that policeman
I started to cut loose my dog"
Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says
"Miss Rosie you are nuts"
And I say, "All I wanted to know
Was what was you gonna do with that spatula?"
And then we all laughed
'Twan says, "She's a G no doubt"
Now let's head right back on over
To the policeman's house
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