[Verse 1]
Have you ever had an uninvited guest?
Why did you wear sweatpants the day she wore that dress?
You put a book on it, your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache, zipper's about to break
You're using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good, don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should
[Pre-Chorus]
Ever have to be caged or blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop
Like a jack in the box
[Chorus]
Show 'em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream "oh my god"
As you shock 'em with your lightning rod
Baby, let your mojo rise
It doesn't matter what the size
You don't have to feel ashamed
Like Miley it just can't be tamed
Have you ever had an uninvited guest?
Why did you wear sweatpants the day she wore that dress?
You put a book on it, your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache, zipper's about to break
You're using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good, don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should
[Pre-Chorus]
Ever have to be caged or blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop
Like a jack in the box
[Chorus]
Show 'em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream "oh my god"
As you shock 'em with your lightning rod
Baby, let your mojo rise
It doesn't matter what the size
You don't have to feel ashamed
Like Miley it just can't be tamed
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