​i love my fat stupid cat ​​​​​​wifiskeleton

[Intro]
Every time I hit record, my cat's chilling on the bed (My only friend)
By the laptop, where she rests her paws in-fucking-stead (My only friend)
Clickin' keys 'til they're broken and they can't be fucking pressed
And these songs play over and over inside her head

[Verse]
Every time I hit record (You are my only friend), my cat's chilling on the bed
By the laptop, where she rests her paws in-fucking-stead
Clickin' keys 'til they're broken and they can't be fucking pressed
And these songs play over and over inside her head
And she listens to my words, never knowing what I said
Man, I wonder and I wonder who will love her when I'm dead
When I step outside just to smoke a cigarette
And I come back in, see her waiting where I left
She be sleeping all day like it's time well spent
And she'll always be a cat, but my very best friend
And I'm kinda antisocial, friends, I don't text them
Life's kinda lemonade when it's bitter in the end

[Outro]
Every time I hit record, my cat's chilling on the bed
By the laptop, where she rests her paws in-fucking-stead
Clickin' keys 'til they're broken and they can't be fucking pressed
And these songs play over and over inside her head
And she listens to my words, never knowing what I said
Man, I wonder and I wonder who will love her when I'm dead
When I step outside just to smoke a cigarette
And I come back in, see her waiting where I left
She be sleeping all day like it's time well spent
And she'll always be a cat, but my very best friend
And I'm kinda antisocial, friends, I don't text them
Life's kinda lemonade when it's bitter in the end
You are my only friend