Ain’t Gonna Bump No More Tom Jones

Three nights ago, I was at a disco
Man, I was born to bump, yes, I was rarin' to go
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

Then she did the dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' me down, that chick was gettin' me down
She wanted to bump some more but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once

I said, if you wanna dance
Find yourself a big fat man
Ya'll get on down
Ya'll go and get on down

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman