If It Ain’t One Thing (It’s Your Mother) Lauren Briant (Ft. Colt Ford)

[Intro Spoken: Colt Ford]
Darling I'm sorry, I don't know what to say
She just keeps talking all the time, she's always been like that
Sorry

[Verse 1: Lauren Briant]
I was about to leave our house around 9 AM
If it's in the bank the Walmart fill the cart then squeeze in
Lunch with my girlfriends and knock, knock, knock
On the front door like yesterday and the day before

[Chorus: Lauren Briant & Colt Ford]
If it ain't one thing, it's your mother
I know she drives you crazy baby but she really loves you
Just wants us now to want another
I don't think she means it like she may have said it though
She goes on and on
I know she talks a lot
About what she thinks is wrong
If it ain't one thing, it's your mother

[Verse 2: Lauren Briant]
Ever since you slipped that rock onto my left hand
I swear your mama can't keep from constantly
Sticking her nose between me and my man
Well enough's enough, I'm drawing that line
She said her peace it's time to say mine