Twisted Dirt Nasty (Ft. Andy Milonakis, RiFF RAFF & Three Loco)

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty]
It's twisted

It goes one, two, three, to the six
I flunked math bitch, suck my dick
I was born in another dimension
I parked my spaceship on the dick of a gremlin
My shit no make sense
Kind of like camping, it's in tents
Cotton candy, rockin' panties
Yeah, I fucked Brock Lesnar's granny
We twisted as fuck
I crashed the firetruck on a dead duck
Timber, watch the wood
I'm in the Denver, I got the goods
Flawless, I'm the weirdest
Brrrrrr, motorboat beer tits
I'm from the future
And I'll put my dick inside a six shooter


[Verse 2: RiFF RAFF]
Riff Raff ballin'

Gone for a minute
Now I can't tell you where I been
I came back like a boomerang lesbian
For you pedestrians, I got a suggestion
Next recession, I'm giving carry on luggage lessons
You can't sleep, I got a Magenta Sprite
When I was four I poured a four in my Pedialyte
Great ganders
Loosen up the Pamelas
Feed her to the camera then dance like Tony Danza
Lemon Phantom, you senile
For you step-childs got Charlton Heston on speed dial
Riff Raff ballin'
Drapes out in Palm Springs
Midnight pink, Vanna White mood rings
Bitch got my check
You better check my neck
Who's next to flex?
I pull up in a T-Rex
I'm in your intersection
Your girlfriend twerking
But she still got a C-section
I can't be serious, you can't be serious
You're so inferior, I'm like a furnace
I'm furious, I'm fearless
You need to take a herpes test
Riff Raff golden child
Are you illiterate?
You irate, uneducated, non-vocabula-Seabiscuit
I pull up in the earthquake quick
Mix 'em up, Bisquick