Spank Wagon Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Avalon Nightclub
About 900 people were at the rock show
The jam was excellent
The rock show was whupping a horse's ass

[Chorus]
Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band whupped a mule's ass
The crowd roared like a lion
The jam session was welling a pony's ass

[Chorus]
Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The jam session was a killing floor
The jam session was whupping on a motherfucker's ass