Daf (DaBaby Parody) Almoni

{Intro}
Everybody been waiting on this since 'Oy Vey' dropped
Since 'Oy Vey' dropped I mean
Everybody's been hitting me up, trying to get the next rap out?
I mean, I'm just one man, you know what I'm saying?

{Chorus}
I need me a shuir with some daf in it
I walk in the tish, put some Sprite in my cup
Am I drunk? Think that Sprite had some schnapps in it (Whoo!)
My bochurim are learning but it's almost mincha, so I'm at the bimah and klaping it
I call up my rebbi, I'm learning with Mendy
Switch chavrusah's for a hot minute

{Verse 1}
Oh you asking for pictures of shidduch's? What's her name?
No I don't got no time Shprintza
No, I can't go to Deal for a date
I'm busy with dealing in-state
My cousin's in real and estate
I don't ever be talking bout' bupkis
Prolly' won't hear me open my mouth less I'm shteiging and trying to find me a lomdus
As soon as I learn it, I get that
That's my yiddishe kop and they get it
Heat on this beat like knishes
I ain't talking bout' actual weights when I say that I'm benchin'
Hey there WhatsApp's using me
Chavrusah's blue-checking me
Yeah I be Jewish-Rappin' I'm good at
New levanah is out so I look at it (I'm like!)