Jesus Christ Wax

[Verse 1]
Jesus Christ had a crazy dad
He drowned people when He got mad
He gave a son who was really young
The only one that He ever had
Now His son's name had that special thing
Somethin' about it just had that ring
Now it's the name that I exclaim
When I'm feelin' bad about anything

[Chorus]
I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name
That's the name I wanna take in vain
Jesus Christ, that's the name
That's the name I wanna take in vain
When I slam my finger in a car door
And I feel that sudden burst of pain
I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name
That's the name I wanna take in vain

[Verse 2]
The Mormons don't know shit
Their prophet's name is Joe Smith
If I had to take a name in vain
That is not the one that I'd go with
Now the name Muhammad is awesome
But watch out if you draw him
I'm scared as shit of the terrorists
So I don't say his name when I'm talkin'