[S] Karkat: Be A Fanboy Broadway Karkat

[spoken]
Fuck! That is the last time I ever host someone’s wriggling day party at my place
I’m gonna be cleaning up after Egbert and all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate!
Ugh. Why are we even friends, anyway?
Right. His taste in movies. Well, this huge pile of DVDs isn’t going to clean itself up. I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable
[music starts up.]
“She’s The Man,” “The Rebound,” “Hitch,” and “Miss Congeniality”
This is just the tip of the iceberg that’s my menagerie
“The Wedding Singer,” “Groundhog Day,” “The Princess Bride,” “Love, Actually”
“Titanic,” “Juno,” “Knocked Up,” “She’s All That,” “Coyote Ugly”
When I was just a wriggler, my Lucius often preached
“To be a skilled entrepreneur, five figures must be reached!”
And whether one’s collection is of stamps, or coins, or dolls
If you’re a true enthusiast, you have to buy them all!
“Thirteen Going On Thirty,” “What’s Your Number?” “Mamma Mia!”
“Four Weddings and A Funeral” is something you should see
“Along Came Polly,” “Wedding Crashers,” “Something’s Gotta Give”
“The Cutting Edge,” “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” “Sweet Home Alabama”
This one’s one of my all time favorites!:
“In which the main protagonist sits idly ‘till one day
He finds himself head over heels for RedRom interest A
But RedRom interest A is flushing for her Kismesis
Whose auspistice’s Moirail is the main protagonist!”
(Oh!)
”Monster-In-Law,” ”One Fine Day,” ”The Fourty-Year-Old Virgin”
”Definitely Maybe,” ”Win A Date With Tad Hamilton”
”How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days,” ”Leap Year,” ”The Proposal”
”Did You Hear About The Morgans?” ”Kate and Leopold”
Of course, I’m also rather partial to:
“In which the hero finds himself forced to make a big desicion about whether or not he can commit to his Matesprit. Meanwhile, his Kismesis has been putting the moves on his Moirail and no one is really sure how to feel about that! But then there’s a duel to the death over the hero’s remaining quadrants and his Matesprit is mortally wounded and her dying wish is-!”
[ahem]
I mean...
So when it comes to romance, look no further than this troll!
This genre is my expertise and I am on a roll!
In fact, I think we call could benefit from my advice
For example, Eridan and Sollux watched ”Pirates of The Caribbean” together last weekend and gave each other matching black eyes...
Thrice!
And that’s not even a hate-date movie...
But these are!
”Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist,” ”My Big Fat Greek Wedding,”
”Six Days, Seven Nights,” ”Never Been Kissed,” ”While You Were Sleeping,”
”Ten Things I Hate About You,” ”A Cinderella Story,”
”She’s The Man,” ”The Rebound,” ”Hitch,” and ”Miss Congeniality”...
”She’s The Man,” ”The Rebound,” ”Hitch,” And ”Miss Congeniality!”