The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song (Bear McCreary Remix) Kyle Justin

[Verse 1]
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Verse 2]
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tunеd to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pockеt pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
[Bridge]
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad, he can spit
Or say, "Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece of dog shit!"

[Verse 3]
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters' names are wrong! Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

[Outro]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd
He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CD-i, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, TurboGrafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd