PokéRAP Lemon Demon

[Intro: Neil Cicierega]
I want to be the best
There ever was!
To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause!

[Verse 1: Neil Cicierega]
Exacto, Dingdong, Nickelback, Mancave
Vichyssoise, Ricotta, Freebird, Pigbang
Seabeef, Gelatine, Dracula, Gaslight
Ponytail, Fedoraman, Polyblart, Bugstyle!

[Bridge 1: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)]
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
Pokémon!

[Pre-verse 1: Neil Cicierega]
I'll search across the land, look far and wide!
Release from my hand the power that's inside!

[Verse 2: Neil Cicierega]
Xenomorph, Pottyman, Nick Jr., Cool duck
Applestore, Grindr, Wikihow, Moses!
Nippleking, Footfist, Avril, Chickenpuff
Krimbus, Dryhump, Clamato, Dippindots!

[Bridge 2 (reprise of Bridge 1): Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)]
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!