Sermon Madvillain

[Skit]
Try! Dial-a-vibe!
Say, are you paralyzed from the neck up?
Wanna get pissed off?
Dial seven-eleven-nine-ought-zero-niner-niner!
[?] dial four-thousand-million six-trillion!

*Channel changing*

Remember ladies:
Destroy the odor that proclaims your sex
Use sweet breeze
♫When he gets between your knees, use Sweet Breeze!♫

*Channel changes*

Just mail- five cents, just a nickel
Along with five cents
Remember, send either five cents in coin, with either-
Five cents, just a nickel
Now, full detail of the offer later

[Intro]
"And if he speaks to you, you know what to do"
Pretend to be scared and answer his questions"
[?]
"Eh, there's a first time for everything"
"Are you sure he'll come? It's getting late"
"He'll com all right, doesn't matter how late it is
We'll be here waiting for him"
"What's that?"
"Go ahead, peak behind the curtains."