Puerto Rican Cousins Das Racist

[Verse One: Kool A.D.]
V-I-C droppin' styles you ain't used to
New school, old school, cocoa puff, coo-coo
Choo-choo-choose to be half Lisa Simpson, half Ralphie
Put my T.V. to Pacini falling off the balcony
South Beach diet
Powder me up, powder me down, white riot
Sublime cover band-types like it, maybe you should try it
Maybe you should buy it, you should probably buy it

[Break: Kool A.D.]
Shorty said we look like (like Puerto Rican cousins)
Shorty said we look like (like Puerto Rican cousins)

[Verse One (Cont'd): Kool A.D.]
I wanna ride on my own, though
Try to save the world like Bono
Be the token brother in an ad for Disaronno
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Ramadan
Got more rhymes than Jay Elec got ramalama-ding-dongs
Parmesan cheese on the ravioli
Holy Spicoli, Batman! I'm Sean Penn (whaat?)

[Break: Kool A.D.]
She said we look like (like Puerto Rican cousins)
She said we look like (like Puerto Rican cousins)