Bend it Howard Goodall (Ft. Original London Bend It Like Beckham Cast)

[JOE]
I mean it’s less like actually lying--
[JESS]
Right...
[JOE]
It’s more like being select
[JESS]
Yes
[JOE]
It’s all a matter of trying to protect the innocent… right?
[JESS]
Right

[JOE]
It’s not as if you’re intending
To make them out to be fools
All I’m proposing is bending
Those tight parental rules
[JESS]
And that’s a job which calls for special tools...

[JESS/JOE]
You bend it, bend it
Truth can take it!
Bend it, bend it
Learn to fake it!