Tuesday Psychostick

You know what day it is
It’s undeniably, indisputably, unquestionably, indubitably
Undebatably, incontestably, unequivocally, irrefutably
Unmistakeably

Tuesday

Tell me what’s the day that comes after Monday? Tuesday
Tell me what’s the day that comes before Wednesday? Tuesday
Tell me what’s the day that’s furthest from Saturday? Tuesday

What’s the day that comes once a week?

It’s Tuesday, my favorite day of the week
No obligations that affect me significantly

Let's hear it for Tuesday!
Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday
I like today which is Tuesday
TUESDAY!

Whatcha got going on on Tuesday?
What’s going on on Tuesday?

It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week
Nothing exciting but aggressive monotony
Let's hear it for Tuesday the most average day of the week!
Maybe I'll take a nap while I'm doing a load of laundry