[Intro]
"Hello, class. My name's Mr. Felcher"
("Dude, I'm sick of all these substitutes, dog. Where the fuck is Mr. Johnson at?")
"Mr. Johnson seems to be out today with a virus, so I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon."
("Dude, I don't know, dude, I think he's at fucking home, jacking off, man")
"Now children, I don't want any shenanigans or horseplay"
("Naw, dog")
"There'll be no gum chewing, and please raise your hand if you wish to speak"
("You think so, man?" "No way, he's a fucking dork")
"If any of these rules are broken, I'll write your name down, and Mr. Johnson will punish you as he sees fit"
("Naw dog, guess what I heard, man. I heard he's dead" "No way!")
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Sitting in my class with my head on my desk
Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less
I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with
But she don't even know my name it's always been the same
I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
Nobody even notices I'm here 'cause I ain't shit
I'm hearing voices but I don't know what they saying
Sweat is on my forehead 'cause my brain's inside decaying
And this bitch that I love probably don't have no idea
She's talking to her friends, I'm in the corner and I see her
Something's happening but it isn't very clear
Sounds like a bell, sounds like an electric chair
Next thing I know I'm walking in the crowded hall
So many different faces that I throw up on the wall
Some are yelling "sick" and the others stop and stare
But I don't care, I'm in a hurry going nowhere
See, my head is spinning 'cause I'm lonely and I'm twisted
But I have a secret, everybody missed it
I'm just a nobody, and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag
"Hello, class. My name's Mr. Felcher"
("Dude, I'm sick of all these substitutes, dog. Where the fuck is Mr. Johnson at?")
"Mr. Johnson seems to be out today with a virus, so I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon."
("Dude, I don't know, dude, I think he's at fucking home, jacking off, man")
"Now children, I don't want any shenanigans or horseplay"
("Naw, dog")
"There'll be no gum chewing, and please raise your hand if you wish to speak"
("You think so, man?" "No way, he's a fucking dork")
"If any of these rules are broken, I'll write your name down, and Mr. Johnson will punish you as he sees fit"
("Naw dog, guess what I heard, man. I heard he's dead" "No way!")
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Sitting in my class with my head on my desk
Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less
I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with
But she don't even know my name it's always been the same
I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
Nobody even notices I'm here 'cause I ain't shit
I'm hearing voices but I don't know what they saying
Sweat is on my forehead 'cause my brain's inside decaying
And this bitch that I love probably don't have no idea
She's talking to her friends, I'm in the corner and I see her
Something's happening but it isn't very clear
Sounds like a bell, sounds like an electric chair
Next thing I know I'm walking in the crowded hall
So many different faces that I throw up on the wall
Some are yelling "sick" and the others stop and stare
But I don't care, I'm in a hurry going nowhere
See, my head is spinning 'cause I'm lonely and I'm twisted
But I have a secret, everybody missed it
I'm just a nobody, and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag
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