The Sad Sad Alpha Man Vinny Marchi

[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago there was an alpha man
Whose travels 'long the lonely road would cause a cage of hands
And tantrums of a temper throne would fill his voice of class
As ladies fair fell in despair and then reject his ass

[Verse 2]
The sad, sad alpha man was often quite disturbed
'Cause he believed when hearing no the choice just wasn’t hers
And like a boy he would annoy and though she insisted
He would pester on and say, why would you not be interеsted?

[Chorus]
Hey ho, simple mеn, you aren't owed her affection
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
When they say no, simple men, you deserve her rejection
'Cause you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere

[Verse 3]
The sad, sad alpha had his message engineered
For calling out to any other troubled alphas near
But sad to him was no response, a pin drop could be heard
And all alone he dared to find more ladies to disturb

[Verse 4]
The sad, sad alpha man would get put in his place
'Cause many times and many drinks would get thrown in his face
And though the alpha likely will one day get sent to jail
'Til that day he'll carry on and rarely cut the nails