Boy! What Love Has Done to Me! George Gershwin

(Verse)
It happened down at the Golden Gate
A fool there was, and her name was Kate
She went and found herself a mate
And she suffered ever after
Of millionaires she had her pick
But she played herself a dirty trick
When she chose that guy whose name is Slick
She's a sap to love him so
Listen to her tale of woe

(Chorus)
I fetch him slippers
Fill up the pipe he smokes
I cook the kippers
Laugh at his oldest jokes
Yet here I anchor
I might have had a banker
Boy! What love has done to me!

His nature's funny
Quarrelsome half the time
And as for money
He hasn't got a dime
And here's the joker
I might have had a broker
Boy! What love has done to me!